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Total Medals Earned: 15 (From 7 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 195 Points

Deal with Putin

Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/60 points)

One Shot, One Kill 5 Points

Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.

The Diplomatic Option 5 Points

The pen is mightier than the sword!

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Crushed 5 Points

There go my hopes and dreams.

25 Kill Streak 5 Points

Tactical nuke, incoming!

Urine Trouble 5 Points

Better go see a doctor!

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

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FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'

Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)

I Said Funkin' 5 Points

Start the game for the first time.

More Like Daddy Queerest 10 Points

Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).

Just like the game! 25 Points

Get freaky on a Friday.

That's How You Do It! 5 Points

Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).

IT IS THE SPOOKY MONTH 10 Points

Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).

Pico Funny 10 Points

Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).

Mommy Must Murder 10 Points

Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).

Yule Tide Joy 10 Points

Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).

A Visual Novelty 10 Points

Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).

I <3 JohnnyUtah 10 Points

Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).

Yo, Really Think So? 10 Points

Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.

Stay Funky 5 Points

Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.

A Challenger Appears 10 Points

Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).

De-Stressing 10 Points

Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).

L 5 Points

Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).

Getting Freaky 25 Points

Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.

Harder Than Hard 25 Points

Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.

You Should Drink More Water 50 Points

Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.

The Rap God 100 Points

Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.

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Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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Newgrounds Arcade Online

Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/255 points)

Welcome to Newgrounds Arcade Online! 5 Points

Played the game for the first time

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Wham Blam Thank You Ma'am 25 Points

Win a match of Madness Roulete

Oops! All Death 10 Points

Lost a match of Madness Roulette

Tickets Please 5 Points

Purchase a prize from the counter

Say "B"! 5 Points

Change your skin

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Solo Slapper 10 Points

Win an offline game of Air Hockey

Puck 'Em Up 25 Points

Win an online game of Air Hockey

Serial Seal Whacker 10 Points

Clubbed several seals

Massacre Moment 10 Points

Kill 100 people. That's a war crime, probably.

Rabid Hole 10 Points

Clear 20 floors

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOM 25 Points

You're gonna go far, kid. 10km or more

Impaled 5 Points

Die spectacularly in Turtle Toss

F*CK YOU!!! 25 Points

Kill 50 Feds in Fly High Hominid

Bogos Binted? 25 Points

Survive for 3 minutes

Pinball Proficiency 25 Points

Reach a score of at least 50k in the NG30th Table

Cold War Champion 25 Points

Beat the Soviet Missile Mastar Minigame in the NG30th Pinball Table

Pico's School

Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/260 points)

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Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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Wanted!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/365 points)

Which head? 5 Points

Complete round 1

Head Spotting Enthusiast 10 Points

Complete round 10

Pro Detective 25 Points

Complete round 25

You Cannot Hide 50 Points

Complete round 50

NO ESCAPE 100 Points

Complete round 100

High Speed Chase 25 Points

Catch a head moving at a fairly high speed

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